Tojima Tanzaburo Wants to Be a Masked Rider [Season 1 Episode 13]

Tojima Tanzaburo Wants to Be a Masked Rider: Episode 13 Review – Where Wrestling Meets Kamen Rider Chaos

Let’s cut to the chase: Episode 13 of Tojima Tanzaburo Wants to Be a Masked Rider is the kind of chaotic, meme-worthy ride that makes you want to grab your friends, scream about “lesbian energy,” and then go play Tekken until your thumbs hurt. If you’re here for deep Kamen Rider lore, you might raise an eyebrow—but if you’re here for over-the-top fights, sibling drama, and a pink tiger wrestler who looks like she walked straight out of Tiger Mask, this episode is your new obsession.

First off, let’s talk about the star of the show: Tora Master. This pink-masked wrestler lady crashes the party like she owns the place, and fans are losing it. One comment summed it up perfectly: “The lesbian energy is strong in this episode”—and honestly? Same. Tora Master isn’t just a random cameo; she’s a walking, suplexing reminder that this anime doesn’t care about playing by the rules. Is she connected to the Shocker-killing vigilante we’ve heard whispers about? Who knows! Who cares! She’s here to kick butt and look cool doing it, and that’s all that matters.

Then there’s Futaba, Tojima’s sister. If you thought sibling rivalries were messy, wait till you see Futaba. Her hate for her brother is so intense it’s making her stronger—like, “punch through walls” stronger. As one fan put it, “She’s more like her brother than she admits—obsessed with Tora Master just like he’s obsessed with Kamen Rider.” And let’s be real: When she finally battles a Shocker Inhumanoid, she’s gonna realize her “foolish brother” was right all along. It’s the kind of character development that’s equal parts cringey and heartwarming—like watching your friend finally admit they love Twilight after years of making fun of it.

But let’s not forget the real MVP: Tojima himself. The guy’s 40, broke, and still chasing that Kamen Rider dream—and this episode doubles down on his chaotic energy. He’s not afraid to die for his dream, but he is afraid of wasting money. Relatable king. And can we talk about the fight with the izakaya owner lady? She’s surprisingly strong, and her line “we’ll meet again” is the kind of cliffhanger that makes you count down the days till the next episode. Is she a Shocker agent? A secret Kamen Rider? A really angry sushi chef? The world may never know, but we’re here for it.

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: The comedy vs. story debate. Some fans are frustrated that the last three episodes have leaned into jokes instead of advancing the Shocker plot. One commenter sighed, “They insist too much on comedy instead of real Shocker fights.” Fair! But here’s the thing: This anime isn’t trying to be Kamen Rider Zero-One. It’s trying to be a love letter to Kamen Rider fans who grew up daydreaming about being heroes, even when life got in the way. The comedy isn’t a distraction—it’s the point. Tojima’s not a “cool” Rider; he’s a 40-year-old guy who still sleeps with his Kamen Rider plushie. The jokes make his dream feel human, even when he’s fighting a wrestler in a bikini armor (yes, that’s a real thing in this episode).

And let’s not sleep on the soundtrack. The OP and ED are so good, fans are begging for them to stay till the end. “I wouldn’t mind the current OP and ED continuing until the last episode,” one fan gushed. “They’re so good.” Honestly? The OP’s upbeat tempo and the ED’s nostalgic vibe fit this show like a glove—they’re cheesy, they’re fun, and they make you want to dance in your seat.

So, what’s the verdict? Episode 13 is a hot mess in the best way possible. It’s got lesbian energy, sibling drama, a pink tiger wrestler, and enough references to make Kamen Rider and Tiger Mask fans scream. Is it perfect? No. Is it the most fun you’ll have watching anime all week? Abso-freaking-lutely.

If you’re a 20-something who loves memes, over-the-top fights, and characters who refuse to grow up (in the best way), this episode is for you. Grab your snacks, text your friends, and get ready to yell, “TOJIMA TANZABURO FOR KAMEN RIDER 2025!” Because after this episode? We’re all believers.

Final score: 8/10. Deducting 2 points for no new OP/ED (we’re greedy), but adding 10 extra points for Tora Master. She’s worth it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play Tekken and pretend I’m Tora Master. Don’t @ me.