Chanto Suenai Kyuuketsuki-chan [Season 1 Episode 7]

Alright, let’s dive into Episode 7 of Chanto Suenai Kyuuketsuki-chan—and let me tell you, this one’s a beach-themed rollercoaster of cute moments, fan service, and relatable chaos. First off, if you’re here for the vampire stuff, don’t worry—Luna’s still struggling to suck blood properly, but this episode leans hard into the “school comedy” side of things, and honestly? It works.

The episode kicks off with the gang gearing up for a beach trip—classic anime move, right? But instead of jumping straight to the sand and waves, we get a detour to the mall for swimsuit shopping. And let’s be real, who hasn’t gotten distracted by shiny things when they’re supposed to be on a mission? Luna, Sakuma, and Misa are no exception. One minute they’re hunting for swimwear, the next they’re eyeing arcade games and snack stands. Relatable content, 10/10.

Now, let’s talk about the fan service because—wow—this episode cranks it up. Luna, usually covered head-to-toe in her school uniform, finally shows off some skin, and fans are losing it. “Luna fan service is real,” one user gushed, and another added, “Luna is cute and sexy in this episode too. Peak Female MC.” Even Sakuma gets in on the action, flaunting her curves, which leads to Misa’s iconic line: “Put those jugs away!” Sakuma’s response? “I couldn’t if I tried.” Cue the laughter (and maybe some blushing).

But it’s not all about the swimsuits. The episode has its wholesome moments too. When Luna gets lost in the mall, Misa panics like a protective mom, running around and calling her name. “Misa mama frantically searching for her was so cute,” a fan noted. And let’s not forget the scene where Luna, in chibi form, suckles on Otori’s thumb after he has a fever dream. “Luna sucking Otori’s thumb after he woke up from his fever dream was adorable,” someone commented. It’s these tiny, sweet interactions that make the show feel warm, even with all the chaos.

Of course, there’s the usual vampire hijinks. Luna’s brainpower seems to drain her energy, so when she uses it too much, she gets extra hungry. Poor Otori ends up as a “pile of sand” (shoutout to The Vampire Dies in No Time for the reference), but it’s all in good fun. And let’s not overlook the big reveal: Luna’s loaded. She buys a whole cruiser for the beach trip—yes, a boat—because why not? “How rich is this girl?!!!” one fan asked, and honestly, same.

Not everyone loved it, though. A few viewers found the chibi-suckling scene cringe, with one saying, “It’s just weird to me, so I’ll drop it.” But for the most part, the episode was a hit. Fans praised the balance of humor, cuteness, and character development. “A fun episode already the swimsuit shopping was funny and wholesome at the end,” summed up one user.

Overall, Episode 7 is a solid addition to the series. It’s lighthearted, full of laughs, and gives us more insight into Luna’s world—even if that world includes buying boats on a whim. Whether you’re here for the fan service, the comedy, or the sweet moments between Luna and Otori, this episode has something for everyone. Just don’t forget to bring your sunscreen… and maybe a life jacket, thanks to Luna’s new toy.

P.S. If you haven’t watched it yet, go check it out—Luna in a swimsuit is worth the click. 😉