Android wa Keiken Ninzuu ni Hairimasu ka [Episode 1]

Alright, let’s dive into Android wa Keiken Ninzuu ni Hairimasu ka? Episode 1—because let’s be real, you’re here for the tea (and the ecchi, let’s not lie). First off, if you haven’t seen it yet: it’s 4 minutes. FOUR MINUTES. Like, blink and you’ll miss the salarywoman Akane and her new android girlfriend’s entire meet-cute (and then some). But hey, for what it is? It’s… a lot.

Let’s start with the basics. The anime’s title translates to Does It Count If You Lose Your Innocence to an Android?—so right off the bat, you know what you’re signing up for. The first episode drops you straight into Akane’s apartment, where she’s just unboxed her new “love robot” (yes, that’s the vibe). No slow burn, no awkward small talk—this android’s got one mission: make Akane feel good. And boy, does she deliver. The animation’s actually not half-bad for a short; the colors pop, the character designs are cute (Akane’s flustered expressions are chef’s kiss), and the… uh… “intimate” scenes are surprisingly well-drawn. It’s softcore, sure, but it’s good softcore.

Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the length. Fans are furious it’s only 4 minutes. One comment I saw summed it up: “They packed a lot into such a short runtime, but it’s like eating a snack when you wanted a full meal.” Another manga reader ranted, “The first chapter alone has 33 pages—how do you cram that into 4 minutes?!” And honestly? Valid. The manga’s got actual comedy and character development—Akane’s a relatable mess, the android’s got a quirky personality, and their dynamic is more than just… physical. The anime skips all that to jump straight to the action, which feels rushed. But hey, if you’re just here for the ecchi? You’ll get your fix.

But wait—there’s a silver lining! The disc release in May has an OVA (Episode 09), which might be longer. Fingers crossed it adds some of that missing story. Also, let’s be real: in a world of 24-minute isekai slop, a 4-minute yuri ecchi burst is… refreshing? Like, it’s not trying to be deep. It’s just here to be fun, horny, and over before you know it. And for that, I respect it.

Is it for everyone? No. If you hate ecchi, skip it. If you want a complex plot, read the manga. But if you’re in the mood for a quick, steamy pick-me-up with cute art and zero commitment? This is your jam. It’s peak “turn your brain off and enjoy” content.

Final verdict: 6/10. It’s short, it’s rushed, but it’s fun. The animation’s solid, the chemistry’s there, and it’s unapologetically itself. Just don’t go in expecting a masterpiece—go in expecting 4 minutes of yuri chaos. And hey, if you love it? The manga’s way better.

P.S. Pro tip: Watch it with headphones. Trust me. 😉